Sinhala Wihilu Katha
Amdage Katha Sri Lankan Amdon's Top Jokes Collection.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. In An Interview interviewer: How does an electric motor run? AMDON: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.
Interviewer shouts: STOP IT! AMDON: dhurr dhup dup dup dup. Doh!:-).+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. See My Legs In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Amdon: I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Amdon: U see my legs, and tell me.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Strange Socks Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Amdon: Yes it's really strange I've got another pair of the same at home.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. future tense Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense Amdon: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. A Woman Gives Birth To A Kid A Teacher lecturing on population - In our country after Every 10 sec, a woman gives birth to a kid Amdon stands up -“we must find & stop her”!.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.
Why R Others Running? Amdon: why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Amdon -If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
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AMDA: 'HIJKLMNO! TEACHER: What are you talking about? AMDA: Yesterday you said it's H to O!.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.
TEACHER: AMDON, go to the map and find North America. AMDA: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct.
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Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: AMDON!.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. TEACHER: AMDON, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. TEACHER: No, AMDON. Always say, 'I am.' AMDA: All right.
'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' .+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Interview Manager: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Amdon: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. too many character, no story at all Amdon returns book to library bangs it on table & says - What a shit? I read the whole book too many character, no story at all Librarian: So, U are the one who took our Telephone Directory.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.
I was responsible Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible Amdon: I’m the one you want n my last job, every time anything went wrong they said I was responsible.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Take an umbrella and go Amdon told his servant:Go and water the plants. Servant: its already raining. Amdon: So what? Take an umbrella and go.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. TEACHER: Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Not A Car Park Amdon was busy removing a wheel from his Car A man asks Amdon, why are you removing a wheel from your Car Amdon: Cant you read the board? Parking is only for 3 wheeler.
I Made It Alright.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Amdon joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening?' Amdon:'Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright'.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Interview Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Amdon: February 28 Interviewer: which year? Amdon: each & ever year.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+. Chemical symbol Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium? Amdon: BA Professor:For sodium?
Amdon: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Amdon: BANANA.